Short Stories

I found him irresistible. The feeling of his bare flesh against mine was so amazing that I just couldn't control myself. I ecstatically waited for the moment when I could touch my lips to his steaming hot body. He smelled wonderful, I licked him in anticipation. Some religions consider it very wrong to do this, but I can't help it, cannibalism is my one true passion.

“Get out! Get out now you bloody pervert!!!!” Sarah yelled as her fiancé walked in. “What? I just wanted to congratulate you on your game!” “Leave now!” she yelled again pointing to the door. He couldn’t understand her anger. Why did she want him to leave after finding time to watch her game? Confused and hurt, Jeff quietly walked out of the women's basketball locker room.

He leaned over the table and with his wide glistening eyes, looked at me gently, caressed my hair and kissed me softly. We soon left the restaurant and he started to walk home with me. As I approached the front door, he whispered “let’s not ruin this night with sex”. I’d have been thrilled a guy would say that had he not already been my husband.

They asked what my philosophy of life was. I explained what I felt… how I believed there is no God… how I thought the yelps of a man in pain were more pleasing than any music… how the struggle of a child in my grasp felt almost orgasmic. They’re reaction wasn’t what I expected. I guess I wasn’t cut out for that babysitter’s position after all.

I couldn’t believe the argument Benjamin and I were having. I knew my dad wasn’t perfect, but why was he saying such hurtful things about him? “I bet he’d have a blast with Satan” Benjamin continued. I was horrified that he would say such things, so I simply stood up, and made my way to another bench. Dad’s casket could be seen better from there anyway.

Julia always mumbled when she spoke, which is why her boyfriend was confused when she got mad at his misunderstandings. “Sanitary”, she said, followed by a discouraging hand gesture denoting a lack of something. Was he unsanitary? Robert wondered if she meant he lacked hygiene, or if she was discontent about his organization skills. How could he have known she was asking for a sanitary towel?