Short Stories

"The baby looks nothing like me!" yelled Mike from across the room. "You surely slept with someone else! Who did you sleep with? My brother again?! You're a bloody whore! Get out of my house" Silvia came running to me in horror, and crying her eyes out, asked "Why is daddy screaming at me mommy? I was only pretending to be you with a baby doll!”

I entered the hospital with one broken rib, 3 broken fingers, a shattered knee cap, 5 knocked out teeth and a black eye. I was in great pain, but I wasn't going to die from the damage. The doctors were surprised I could get such injuries doing what I was doing. Considering everything, breaking up with Susan had gone a lot better than I actually expected.

Living in the countryside had changed my perspective of life. I couldn't take anything for granted there. One morning, the farmer came in with a male sheep and said it was for me to keep. I wasn't immediately sure why he would give me such a thing. How could I explain to him that it wasn't what I meant when I said I needed more RAM?

"I'm back from Canada!" I yelled as I walked into my house. "I took care of everything" said Stephen immediately as I walked in, "I watered all the plants and fed all the pets!" "Oh thank you... but what pets are you referring to? I don’t have pets…" I said, confused. "Of course you do!" he said, "Whose are the 4 rats in the kitchen then?"