Pets?

"I'm back from Canada!" I yelled as I walked into my house.
"I took care of everything" said Stephen immediately as I walked in, "I watered all the plants and fed all the pets!"
"Oh thank you... but what pets are you referring to? I don’t have pets…" I said, confused.
"Of course you do!" he said, "Whose are the 4 rats in the kitchen then?"

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